Does anyone recognise the above scene ? Oh yes , apparently this goes on in most houses a lot of the time starring males of all ages. (well apart from the lager for the under 18s obviously).
From an early age (as soon as they realise there is 'something' in there), the natural instinct for males to have their hand down their pants regularly , not moving , or 'doing anything' just to have it in there and that begs the question , why?
So me being me , I asked the question of men that I know , and some of their girlfriends , and was surprised that I actually got a response.
One reason that was given was that mens' 'bits' get uncomfortable. One man likened it to a woman wearing a bra , except men don't have the equivalent for a bra for their balls.
Can you imagine any man going into M&S to be measured , only to be told that they need the pants version of a 32AA ? , No me neither , it wouldn't happen would it and as we know male genitals don't always stay the same size throughout the day so an impossible idea.
Other men said that they never did it , while others sleep with their hands in their pants.
Most men said that it was a natural thing , a habit , a bit like a woman absently running her fingers through her hair , they didn't really realise that they were doing it.
One man said he checked to see if it had grown and another said that he checked to make sure it was still there !! Where exactly did he think it was going to disappear to? Has any man actually ever had their genitals fall off when they were going about their daily business?? No ? I didn't think so.
But the most often given 'excuse' was simply 'comfort' . It was a reassuring thing to do , maybe a bit like a comfort blanket , bless them .
But just one thing guys , if you sniff your hands when you take them out of your pants , then be prepared to get 'the look' from your woman ,you will deserve it , that's gross !!
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